All Things Chuck Norris

A giant panda in captivity recently attacked a man who dropped into the bear’s enclosure to retrieve a toy. The incident occurred at a Beijing zoo–and apparently no one told this guy that the panda, named Gugu, has a history of biting people. Gugu, who weighs 240 pounds, once attacked a drunk guy who jumped into the enclosure and tried to give the panda a hug. The bear also bit a teenager who climbed into the panda’s lair out of “curiosity.”

Rumor has it that the zoo animals have begun to circulate quips about Gugu, such as Gugu can teach an old dog new tricks; and Gugu always looks a gift horse in the mouth, just to decide whether it’ll be the appetizer or the main course.

Kind of makes you wonder who’d win in a fight, Gugu or Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris would seem to have the advantage, but PETA’s the wildcard.

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