All Things Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn’t spar, he just delays his opponent’s defeat. It’s a proven fact, at least if you trust in YouTube. People who wonder how Chuck was crowned as uber-tough-guy-of-the-Internet need only watch a few of his fight scenes—because Chuck got to be a badass long before animals had rights. Not only did he swing his limber Law and Order (left and right legs) at humans, he also threw a few beard-covered fists at animals too. It’s rare that a fighting personality today would have the opportunity to do battle with animals (real animals, not aliens and other made-up creatures), mainly because the idea of humans beating up or (gulp) eating helpless animals is considered distasteful.

But it was kinda cool when Chuck Norris did it. Check it out:

• Chuck Norris fighting a wild, vicious rat, from Missing in Action 2
• Chuck Norris fighting a bear, from Walker, Texas Ranger

Not many other action stars can claim victory over bears and rodents. To be fair, the Incredible Hulk did fight with a bear once too. Hulky, the wimp, had to throw his bear to get rid of it. Chuck just stared at his bear until it turned and ran away.

Now the rat thing, that’s just sick. Not even Hulk would go there.

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