All Things Chuck Norris

“It’s the year 19xx. Chuck Norris, after an unfortunate accident in which he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head, lost all his special abilities due to amnesia.”

That’s the prologue for Gameloft’s Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain cell phone game. As you can see, the game relies heavily on the fearless and almighty Chuck Norris of Internet lore. You can check it out by playing the demo at Gameloft.com; the demo features you-as-Chuck walking through the jungle with a rather large gun, on a mission to rescue POWs. You get to shoot some guys, sidestep falling bombs and drop to the ground for some impromptu pushing-the-Earth-down exercises. You’re also periodically treated to a Chuck Norris Fact such as, “Chuck Norris would never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t foolish enough to attack him.”

If you’re a fan of Chuck Norris jokes, you aren’t going to regret the $4 investment in this game. It isn’t compelling or addicting, but it is amusing.

Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain is available for select model phones of these brand names: BlackBerry, HTC, LG, Motorola, Nokia, Pantech, Samsung and Sony Ericsson.

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