All Things Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris appeared on Larry King Live the other day to face off against Arianna Huffington. Presumably his intention in doing this was to represent for McCain and Sarah Palin, while Huffington stood up for the Obama/Biden duo. If you saw the clip, you know that this was not Chuck Norris’ finest moment. It was, probably, his worst. He provided irrelevant responses to Huffington’s questions, interrupted her numerous times, and laughed at her. Apparently, Chuck Norris forgot Rule Number 3 in his own Chun Kuk Do code of ethics:

“I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.”

So sad.

Chuck, if you’re out there, please take this advice: You don’t need to act like that. Convey your beliefs with confidence that you are right, not with disgust that your opponent is wrong. Respect Arianna Huffington and her kind for giving you something you can fight for. You wouldn’t need conviction if you didn’t have the opposition. And remember, Chuck, in the eyes of many, you represent the hope, nay, the dream that humans can push themselves to achieve the impossible. Don’t ruin it by being a jerk.

Trackback URI | Comments RSS