All Things Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris may be better known as the only human who can speak braille and make himself invisible at will, but he is also the creator of a martial arts system known as Chun Kuk Do (CKD) or “The Universal Way.” CKD is a fighting art as well as a spiritual practice. Norris developed it by combining aspects of Tang Soo Do and other martial arts styles into one, cohesive system.

CKD has a 12-point Code of Ethics. Today’s principle is:

“I will develop myself to the maximum potential in all ways.”

Translating this into Internet speak, this means Chuck Norris’ fighting skills are so refined that he can cause physical harm (bruises, bloody noses, even broken bones) to those who are sitting too close to the television when watching “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

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