All Things Chuck Norris

“Now, more than ever, is the time to join the NObama-nation revolution. No way. No how. NObama.” Those are fightin’ words from Chuck Norris, a guy who definitely shouldn’t be provoked. In his World Net Daily column, Norris is highly critical of the mystical, overpowering setting that enveloped Obama at Invesco Field last Thursday evening–a setting that Norris implies was designed to cover up Obama’s lack of substance.

Actually, Norris isn’t the only one who’s poked fun at Obama’s flair for the dramatic. The World Newser Daily Blog   shows images of two strikingly similar stage sets; one is the American Idol set and the other is the DNC set. The New York Post referred to the DNC set an Obama temple, while the Telegraph (U.K.) said the surroundings were God-like.

Norris’ column practically demands that Americans snap out of the reverie created by the Obamysticism and Barack’s endless repetition of the word “change.” Remember, Norris argues, how Hillary Clinton and her husband and Joe Biden all bagged on Obama? Remember how they all said he wasn’t experienced, how Bill Clinton even called the Obama campaign a “fairy tale?”

The cry for a Nobama Revolution is a pretty strong indication that Chuck Norris is attempting to mobilize his fans and supporters for a global Internet Obama shake-down. Perhaps Chuck Norris himself is the one who’s been touting Sara Palin as the Creator of the Internet, Speaker of Braille and Global, Unstoppable Fighter for Justice. Note to Obama: if Sara Palin can roundhouse kick your dog and it makes you cry, you’ve got no chance, no matter how big your stage is.

For the full text of Chuck Norris’ column, click here .

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