All Things Chuck Norris

So last month Gameloft announced the impending launch of its new cell phone game called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain. In the game, you play the character of Chuck Norris, who battles the forces of evil and terrorism to secure justice in the world. You take on a Russian army and rescue POWs from Cambodia, relying on the shear force of your roundhouse kick. That and some big weapons too. According to Gameloft, Bring on the Pain promises to add a little action-packed, karate-kicking fun to your phone.

If you run out and grab the game, remember that you’re still just you, pretending to be Chuck Norris. Because Chuck Norris doesn’t have a cell phone (one roundhouse kick travels farther and faster, plus the sound of his voice would cause immediate death to all the people on the Verizon commercials) and Chuck Norris doesn’t play games (it’s not a game if you always win).

To see screenshots and reviews of Bring on the Pain, click here or here.

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