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Aug 27 2008

Funnier Than Chuck Norris Jokes: 30 Years of Chuck Norris Taglines

Published by longbeachcaliforniaexpert at 12:36 pm under General Edit This

The Cutter (2005): The past holds the key!
Bells of Innocence (2003): The fine line between heaven and hell.
The President’s Man: A Line in the Sand (2002): Terrorism just met its worst enemy.
The President’s Man (2000): No mission is impossible.
Logan’s War - Bound By Honor (1998): Long memory…short fuse…
Forest Warrior (1996): A magical mountain…a mysterious legend…a story of courage…against all odds.
Top Dog (1995): One’s tough … One’s smart… Together they unleash explosive action!
Hellbound (1994): Mess with this Chicago cop and there’s hell to pay.
Sidekicks (1992): A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team…Until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight at his side.
The Hitman (1991): He’s so far undercover he may never get back.
Hero and the Terror (1988): Heroes hit hardest.
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988): He’s fighting for everyone who can’t fight back.
The Delta Force (1986): They don’t negotiate with terrorists…they blow them away!
Invasion U.S.A. (1985): America wasn’t ready…but HE was!
Code of Silence (1985): The toughest cop in the world…. just got tougher.
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985): A prisoner to strong too hold. A soldier too dangerous to let go.
Missing in Action (1984): The war’s not over until the last man comes home.
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983): Chuck Norris is Lone Wolf McQuade. David Carradine is the man that got in his way.
Forced Vengeance (1982): A walking weapon that never misses!
Silent Rage (1982): Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him.
An Eye for an Eye (1981): Chuck Norris doesn’t need a weapon…he is a weapon!
The Octagon (1980): In a world of choices, for one man there is no choice…he must face The Octagon.
A Force of One (1979): He hears the silence. He see’s the darkness. He’s the only one who can stop the killing.
Good Guys Wear Black (1978): The C.I.A. can’t afford John T. Booker…alive.

Anyone  care to voice an opinion on the best and the worst of ‘em? My vote for best goes to “Chuck Norris doesn’t need a weapon…he is a weapon!” And the worst has to be…drum roll…from Forest Warrior, “A magical mountain…a mysterious legend…a story of courage…against all odds.” It sounds like whoever wrote it didn’t watch the movie and just wrote something that covered all bases. Actually, did anyone watch this movie?

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One Response to “Funnier Than Chuck Norris Jokes: 30 Years of Chuck Norris Taglines”

  1. Norris Fanon 28 Aug 2008 at 8:17 pm edit this

    I think the Missing in Action movies were the best. Chuck was way better in finding POW’s than Rambo.

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